Americans are so weird about yoga n stuff

What's with Americans and all this weird 'yoga' stuff man?! "Homeopathic remedy for grief"?! You kiddin me. Why do they gotta go all weird on us. Ayurveda n yoga are perfectly normal things. So is meditation. And also, most people who do yoga, I mean really do yoga and not just say things like 'Om Sweet Om' don't really wear funny jewellery and talk about strange sounding stuff all the time. And Ayurveda is actually a proper medical practice. My Ayurvedic doctor doesn't wear peacock hairs or anything. He wears a suit n works in a freakin hospital man! Really you guys, i.e. Americans, get a life and stop getting fooled by all the fake junk that fake yogis from India try to sell you. Please tell me at least some of you have the sense to tell the difference!!! 

thoughts

So I just realized that I haven't written anything in a while. Mostly, I think it's because I'm all depressed n shit see, cuz I don't have a job n all that, and if you keep writing depressing stuff on your blog, you're just gonna get everyone depressed. I don't have any happy things to write, but I'm not unhappy.

Booze can do wonderful things for you. I wish gambling was legal in India. I'd just make a hell of a lot of money playing poker or something. That would be damn fun! But of course that isn't gonna happen.

I wonder what people write about in blogs. I mean, take me, for instance. I don't really know what I'm writing about, if I'm writing about anything at all. I wanna be a dancer.