my life is a whole lot of shades of pink...oh yeah

have you ever thought that maybe charcoal has erotic fantasies about going into the fire and getting a good burning with some other bits of charcoal. my boyfriend thinks that's interesting. i think it's perverted of him to think that it's interesting to think about erotic fantasies of charcoal. ofcourse i'd never tell him that. again. i mean people sit there you know. by the fireplace. and watch them burn. he also thinks that toast would like steam baths. i'm thinking i should get a new boyfriend.