i love you guys so much!!!

i got a whole ton of kind, good-hearted friends who are also smart and funny and awesome and i love them all to pieces. and i feel uber lucky right now (and also all sorts of affectionate thingies) to have you guys. and it makes me feel awesome cuz all of you are so awesome. and well even if i don't see you now for a long long long time you'll still have made these 5 years of my life absolutely wonderful and some of the best. and i'm not one for too much nostalgia but i really will miss you. all of you. i'll miss how you cry all the time baby-girl and laugh all the other times. i'll miss talking english with you anne of you-know-where. and my red ballooned princess, i'll miss you for dishing me F.R.I.E.N.D.S jokes all the time so that i feel like i've watched the show. i'll miss being food-buddies and toilet-buddies with you. i'll miss making fun of you for you every tiny thing, my very own nightingale of milan. and not being able to fight with you all the time will really take away a part of my life. i'll even miss you drummer boy cuz you're funny and nice. and how can i forget my dear ragamuffin boy (yes i know you'll kill me if you read this) for filling me with beatles-love. and the little buddha i'll always love for being the best roommate ever! and without my supermodel i won't have any clothes anymore. :) i'll miss coming to your room on a whim and taking over your bed you little terrier and your crazy soulmate for food and boy stories and embarrassing me in public. i'll miss hugging you so my hands go completely around you skinny girl and you crazy, noisy, annoying lover of hers i'll miss hugging you and hating you and loving you and drinking with you and being boisterous with you. and even if you never see this my dear pretend-studious girl i'll miss the redness of your room and knowing that i'm secretly friends with you and seeing people's faces when they find out. 

also for girl referred to in previous post. yes the beautiful kind one whose house i'm living in. like i said before man, it's platonic. don't rub it in

       DON'T WAKE ME UP
           
                NON WAKE MOI


               MUJHE DON'T UTAO 

this is all for you my darling girl who i'm in love with and whose house i'm living in right now but only platonicaly ofcourse

my beautiful gorgeous magnificent wonderful darling.....i know you're gonna check this first thing in the morning cuz that's what you do and i luuurrvvee you for it even if i make fun of you all the time. here's my public love message to you - how shall i compare thee to a summer's day thou art more lovely and more temperate rough winds do shake something or the other and something to do with the darling buds of may and so on and so forth. anyway, let's get to the serious bit.
(pbaps: what's with this script man! why can't they let punctuation be seen?!)
(ppbaps: if you're not this particularly wonderful girl and are otherwise un-interested in my life and just want to laugh a lot watch seinfeld. or also you could watch the video at the end of the post. i'm not very funny but i'm a little funny says my friend who is very funny but only ocassionally but ellen is funny.)

the serious bit. i decided not to send in my application just yet. you know to the thing i was going to apply to that i don't want to put up on a blogpost because hey what if there's like a creepy stalker dude stalking my blog and he finds out who i am! whoa that wouldn't be nice at all and would in fact be really creepy and maybe also a little dangerous and i really should get to the point now right? yeah so the application. i sent the essay to my lovely (not-so-much) bro who says, and i agree, that the essay is not personal enough. he says, and i agree, that i should write more about experiences i've had and how they've affected me. he says, and i agree, that right now the essay reads like something someone would say on a tv debate (heartbreak!

(pppbaps: if you're interested pbaps stands for post but also pre script)

also he says, and i agree, that all the ambitious people would've already applied so while there'll be fewer vacancies there'll also be less competition. he says, and i agree, that my application needs a lot of work and what's the point of sending it if you (that is I and also i think he) are not happy with it.

okay all of you non-existent stalking people who are here for funny stuff and don't want to understand the tragedies of my life, my really awesome friend who watches gossip girl xoxo sent me this funny video. here you go. there. happy now? laugh all you want. she's funny. i'm not. damn funniness anyway. who wants to be funny. not me. All Hail Pens for Her!

my life is a whole lot of shades of pink...oh yeah

have you ever thought that maybe charcoal has erotic fantasies about going into the fire and getting a good burning with some other bits of charcoal. my boyfriend thinks that's interesting. i think it's perverted of him to think that it's interesting to think about erotic fantasies of charcoal. ofcourse i'd never tell him that. again. i mean people sit there you know. by the fireplace. and watch them burn. he also thinks that toast would like steam baths. i'm thinking i should get a new boyfriend.

you see, the sea does these things. takes things I mean. like glasses. or underwear. or maybe shoepolish

here's this cool ad that ma friend sent me. it's nice. and if you ever seen loksabha tv you'll see it's true. those dingbats don't behave. no seriously, they don't.

           What I should be doing is

   

What I am doing is 

I am an influencer!!!

Yeah...that's right. I'm an influencer. I know that word doesn't exist. But I am anyway. An influencer that is. I just had my best friend (read girl-I'm-madly-in-love-with-but-can't-tell-cuz-she's-straight) start a blog. Not that I did it. But I helped her out and that counts. I swear it does! And I got people drinking and smoking and yeah yeah even smoking up but they'd have done that anyway without me cuz our college is this shit crazy place and all. Anyway I wrote this cuz I thought 'hey she started a blog so I should write in mine'. There you go. That's all I gotta say. Blogs don't make any sense to me. I never know how to start or how to end. So I just write the middle.